Pineapple. Inc

Pineapple. Inc is the largest pineapple producer on Earth. The business was founded in 2205 by Davi Costa and Charles Greenfield. Pineapple. Inc is based out of Brazil, but there are other large farms in Costa Rica, Mexico, and India. Because the company was being made by Charles Greenfield himself, he could use all the money he wanted to make the business. Davi and Charles first made a small farm and for 6 months they slowly sent out airplanes holding pineapples to go to wherever they needed to go. After Charles got tired of working on the small farm he bought a lot of land to build farms and hired workers to pick the pineapples so Davi and him could start making advertisements and stuff like that for Pineapple. Inc. After the farm size grew and advertisements were set up all across the world, Pineapple. Inc really started being known and they kept expanding and expanding. Pineapple. Inc became #1 pineapple distributor of Earth and Brazil became known for being the place where Pinapple. Inc was founded. By 2255, the business was known across the whole Earth, with their slogan being “We deliver across the whole earth!” Which was true, as there were some cases of pineapples that were even shipped to Antarctica. By 2293, Davi and Charles both died, which called for a new man to become the head of Pineapple. Inc. This ended up being a man named Dismor Bamaka.

Dismor wanted to do big and exciting things to advertise the company, but the problem was that everybody already knew Pineapple. Inc and they liked it because they never did anything big and exciting to advertise. Dismor decided to use the company’s money to make 16 different Pineapple World amusement parks across the whole Earth, but because it costed so much money the tickets to get in were so expensive that only a bunch of rich people ever went to them. Dismor had already used half of the company’s money and he wasn’t even 5 years into his leadership. This was when, almost miraculously, a donation had come in for 4 billion dollars! All Dismor had to do was sign the papers and it would be his. Which Dismor obviously did. But there was one problem. Dismor didn’t read the fine print that said that Pineapple. Inc would be given to Mr. Pineapple and that Dismor would not get any money from the donation. This was actually a good thing, though, because Dismor was really bad at being in charge of the company. Mr. Pineapple started leading Pineapple. Inc in 2298. In the year 2341, Mr. Pineapple still leads Pineapple. Inc and it is thriving.