Mee!

Mee! is a very powerful fat man who has a large bowl that stores an infinite amount of popcorn. Many people are always trying to beat him up, mostly just to get his bowl. Mee! basically will never get beaten because he just shoots popcorn out of his bowl and covers the person trying to beat him up. The only person that Mee! wouldn’t be able to beat is someone who is super big and can eat a lot, where his strategy of covering him wouldn’t work because the guy would just eat it. Mee!’s strategy also wouldn’t work on anybody like the judgement celestials who are absolutely massive, even though they don’t eat. Mee! mainly spends his days sitting on his chair eating popcorn. If anybody comes over to him and asks for some popcorn, Mee! will give him some.

All that Mee! says is just “Mee!” and he never says anything else for unknown reasons.

Mee! is not an average man because his salt and butter intake is 60x larger then the average persons. Despite this, all of his organs are pretty healthy.