Mr. Hair

Mr. Hair is the richest person in the Classicverse and he has complete control of Earth and Earth 2. Mr. Hair has such power thanks to his cloning machines where he clones the same two people billions of times. Their names are Duncan Musa and Eruda Moth.

Because Mr. Hair is so rich, he uses his money to help Earth with all of its problems. He has saved the Amazon rainforest, stopped pollution and global warming, has funded N.A.I.U to protect the endangered species of Earth. He also decreased the price of rent by 60% and supplied houses and jobs to every homeless person. Mr. Hair has also done things that were for better or for worse, but either way caused many to not like him. He gave the entirety of Africa to the rhino men, which caused every human to move to other parts of the world. He nuked Asia after they did not accept to join him after Mr. Hair had already conquered every other continent. Bombing Asia also caused the near extinction of Pandas, but later they recovered. He used his right-hand man, agent Clown, to kill the old president of the USA, Bobby Jack.

A lot of people still do not like him for other reasons though. He loves to name everything after himself, like HD (Hair Dollar), and New Hair City.

Mr. Hair was born in 2018, which does make him 300 years old, but he took a live forever pill, and he basically will never die now. Mr. Hair's dad is Mr. Ender, he also had a wife called Sarah Hair, but she died from a uncurable illness his mom is Juliet Hair, but she was killed by Mr. Mellon during Mr. Hair's childhood, after this Mr. Ender became so sad that he made his son study super hard so he could grow up to be as rich as him, and hopefully help the world be a better place. Later he was actually a very rich man in charge of Hair. Inc, eBay, Amazon, and more. His brother Charles Hair also had a good business going on. Mr. Hair has made many bad choices, but he is very intelligent, with an IQ soaring at 160. Mr. Hair's first name is unknown, and only Mr. Ender knows it.