Mr. Hair

Mr Hair: the richest guy ever has control of the earth & earth 2, he also has infinite bodyguards (or army), because he uses cloning machines to clone the same 2 people over and over. He is extremely short and is a round ball with arms and legs, kind of a chump but also is very helpful because he uses his money to stop pollution and global warming he has funded the N.A.I.U to protect animals on earth. He loves to name everything after himself, such as the earth's currency, HD (hair dollar) and new hair city.

Furthermore, he has done many good and bad things, but he has really taken over the world to save the wildlife, many still hate him for past actions. With Mr. Hair’s rule over Earth, everything has gotten a lot better. For example, Mr. Hair has supplied housing and jobs to every homeless person. He has also saved the pandas (after extincting them) and also the rhino men. The rent price of housing has also dropped 60% during Mr. Hair's leadership.

Mr. Hair is the richest person in the Classicverse and he has complete control of Earth and Earth 2. Mr. Hair has such power thanks to his cloning machines where he clones the same two people billions of times. Their names are Duncan Musa and Eruda Moth.

Because Mr. Hair is so rich, he uses his money to help Earth with all of its problems. He has saved the Amazon rainforest, stopped pollution and global warming, has funded N.A.I.U to protect the endangered species of Earth. He also decreased the price of rent by 60% and supplied houses and jobs to every homeless man. Mr. Hair has also done things that were for better or for worse, but either way caused many to not like him. He gave the entirety of Africa to the rhino men, which caused every human to move to other parts of the world. He nuked Asia after they did not accept to join him after Mr. Hair had already conquered every other continent. Bombing Asia also caused the extinction of Pandas, but later he brought them back. He used his right hand man, agent Clown, to kill the old president of the USA, Bobby Jack.

A lot of people still do not like him for other reasons though. He loves to name everything after himself, like HD (Hair Dollar), and New Hair City.