Classicverse history
Classicverse history starts at 0 and ends at the current year (152,341)
0-100 "Dead age": This age starts at age 0 and is when the universal lounger was born, during this time he started getting regulated with how he could create things, and he made his first creation lonchcy.
100-300 "First steps": during this time the universal lounger starts creating experiment creatures so that he could get more skilled at working on things.
300-500 "First tried planet": The first tried planet was an age where the universal lounger spent 200 years trying to make a planet, during this time he figured out how to create life using oxygen, and plants that absorb the carbon dioxide and put out oxygen, and he made sure the plants could have nutrients to grow through dirt that continually gets remade by dying trees and plants because of worms and other bugs that break down the materials. Although the first planet was a complete failure, he still was able to learn valuable information from it.
500-600 "cleanup crew": During this time the universal lounger made a variety of "cleanup creatures" that he made to start to eat or get rid of all of the discarded experimental creatures and all of the junk created in his tries to make a planet. These creatures are the Bono blobs, Bono snakes, Bono snails, and Kookle cleaners.
600-1,000 “ten gralimbas”: The universal lounger creates the first ten planets, the ten gralimbas, these ten planets were very similar, and the universal lounger actually made a species to live on each of the 10, a sentient species called the Xians, he also made a ton of cool looking animals and plants, making waterfalls and perfect landscapes.
1,000-5,000 "destruction": The universal lounger sits back and relaxes for a while until the ten gralimbas fatally implode crushing everything and leaving all the scraps to be cleaned by the cleanup crew, this all was caused by a mistake on the lounger's part when he messed with the planets. Before this they had bustling communities with advanced civilizations.
5,000-5,800 "zikobher": in this time the universal lounger finally creates successful planet, called zikobher, he made some wonky looking sentient species for this planet though.
5,800-6,500 "more planets": in this time the universal lounger creates 17 planets, these include centera, jamim, ukia and wassupman.
6,500-7,000 "worldsmiths" the universal lounger creates 300 worldsmiths, making them each make 1 or 2 planets, and in return they would be able to do anything they want with those planets, all these worldsmiths he sent out far away, so they wouldn't interfere with any planets he made in the soon to be middle regions.
7,000-10,000 "middle regions": during this period the universal lounger creates Earth, spildo, tero, zork, and 400 planets in the middle regions. He also makes 700 more worldsmiths and he makes the God Collector and the God Collector's jail to imprison worldsmiths that make faulty planets.
10,000-20,000 "busy working" during this period the universal lounger starts getting rid of some of the cleanup crew, leaving the kookle cleaners and bono snails alive, he also makes 3000 new planets in the middle regions, and he makes judgement celestials to maintain order.
20,000-20,050 "terrible decision": in this period a worldsmith attacks the universal lounger along with 5 other worldsmiths, they attacked him and threw him into a nearby planet, making him crash into it and create a massive crater, this planet is zorgul, and the worldsmith on zorgul attacked the universal lounger also, now the universal lounger got pretty mad and came out of the crater and killed the 4 worldsmiths that were attacking him, he then left and in his anger he made it so the worldsmiths only ever had any power while in the atmosphere of their planet. Secretly on zorgul, one of the first ever celestial arose out of the crater from the universal lounger, this was caused by the dead worldsmiths falling in and a dormant seed made by the zorgul worldsmith propagated and started growing, this creature is now known as the Celestial Pit.
20,050-30,000 "finish": in this period the universal lounger makes the rest of the planets in the middle regions, and he makes some more worldsmiths, he also made a ton of more planets in the outer regions as well.
30,000-40,000 "new protector": in this period the universal lounger makes a new ruler for the entire universe, bob, then the universal lounger retires and starts eating all day from his infinite chip bag and starts getting really fat. Bob starts to maintain order, and he starts making some planets for fun, and all these planets are very special because most of them have things that don't obey any gravity laws or anything.
40,000-42,000 "bob leaves": bob leaves his post and creates the new universal protector, and he leaves to make his own planet and be peaceful.
42,000-150,000 "new development" during this time the universal protector oversees the universe, while planets and worldsmiths start advancing more, with most worldsmith planets having advanced economy and religion. in this time earth is also progressing with the roman empire thriving. Zipins on Jamim are also colonizing other planets and finding new species.
150,000-152,341(galactic year 2341) "current time": this is the current time, and during this time earth went through a lot of different empires and Mr. Hair became the ruler. The UU also forms, and the galactic year is installed. Earth also has accepted aliens and has many human subspecies on it, during this time the Watcher banishes the universal protector for trying to kill all the celestials.