Earth

Earth

Earth is a mediterikian planet ruled by Mr. Hair. Most of the climate change has been brought down by Mr. Hair's various campaigns to end pollution. The earth is the home to many species, like Rhino men, Stugins, Zorbians, Zipins, Zorpians, and Gimians. The alien hunters have also been banned by Mr. Hair after they tried to take down the Rhino men. The year on earth is 2341.

Many main cities on earth are extremely advanced with huge skyscrapers. Mr. Hair is in charge of the entire world, but he has placed his brother, Charles, and his son, Chubbs, in charge of some cities. The government on earth is all under Mr. Hair, he has placed himself so high in the ranks nobody can compare, but he can't do all the ruling himself, and that's why he has governors for every country, and in the united hair states, every state. Some governors include, Agent Clown, in charge of France, Mr. Hairs son, Chubbs, is in charge of Australia, and the rebellion in charge of Louisiana. Mr. Hair doesn't actually know that Louisiana is ruled by the rebellion, it's just that he has too many other things to do to realize, and also the rebellion base is very hidden, so no hair spies can even find it. The capitol of the world is called the hair capitol

Earth is one of the core planets (even though it's not even in the core of the universe) it's only called this because it has extreme populations. Only other planets like Centera and Jamim have such high populations, the largest city is new hair city, in South America, which has a giant wall separating it from the Amazon rainforest an it is the only human made thing in South America.

Cities on Earth use metals like ula, and concrete like super maxximum plus concrete.

There are many heroes on earth like The Chumps, Bas Senada, and the IGOH. There are also many villains both super and not super that rise and fall, they are often taken out by The Chumps because they are mostly always in hair city. Some villains that are around earth now are Mr. Happyman, Mr. Lovehearts, Mic, scientist M-2, and Sivenya

There are also many famous people on earth, the most famous may be Ron Jones, Velvet Sea, Samuel Kou, or Mr. Saktima

The worlds sports have also changed as many people have become very good at sports like basketball, with Ronald Bobby being known as the basketball ghost because of how quick he can run. Also the world record for running has changed with Jack Ricta being extremely fast traveling 50 mph in a regular run and his max is 62 mph.

Many new creatures have appeared on the Earth as well as many new types of people that live around earth. Some are the mountain wisemen and the pacific natives. The new creatures on Earth are the black uin clouds and the cloud people, the various creatures that have came to earth from space are pretty much just human subspecies and aliens

The earth has giant warehouses in every city, full of Mr. Hair's clone army that get their minds wiped every day. The ratio of hair army is 1 army member for every 10 people. The army members have many names, such as Mr. Hair bodyguards, Hair army members, police, and national guard. Duncan Musa and Eruda Moth are the OG clones that are cloned to make more hair army members. Mr. Hair also hires army members that aren't cloned, these army members actually get paid, so do the FLD (federal land defense), FLP, the hair spies, and special ops.

The De-industrial act removes all emissions and makes trees lusher. There are random camps of people in Asia called blossom monks, and they are peaceful and they travel about the large cherry blossom forests that are now available in Asia.

Earth population chart

on earth there is a large undercover organization called SINISTER

visit the FAQ page for any questions about earth.

Located here is a chart displaying the different species populations on earth >

Earth's history:

Earth's history starts with all of earth history still happening like World War 1 and 2. (but other details have been changed like the civil war of 1960, and aliens coming to earth)

2025-2027. Bobby Jack is elected president of the United States. He quickly changes himself to become the leader of the entire country so he has as much power as a king. In the Bahamas, Mr Hair was born (which was actually in 2018 lol). His father is Mr. Ender, a very prominent man who owns Ender inc. Meanwhile, in Africa, the scientist millard the 2nd was experimenting with the chemical dilsor, it exploded all over his head enlarging it 10x bigger, he then renamed himself scientist M-2.

2027-2035. the white rhino goes extinct, and actions begin in Africa to bring them back, scientist m-2 is a part of this act. Later, Mr Ender gives half of his company to his two sons, Charles and Mr Hair, over in America, Bobby jack is starting a war with Mexico and Canada, which will be called the Mexican and Canadian wars of 2030. In response to this, the UN removes the USA from the UN. During the Mexican war, information on mini-nukes was sent out to everybody on earth by the spy of spies. This caused creation of the L-bomb and also much more damage to the USA.

2035-2050 Mr Hair starts his own business, hair inc. The Mexican and Canadian wars ended, with Bobby jack winning, Bobby jack started getting more power hungry, waging war on every country in South America and in the Caribbean all at once, these wars would be known as the great South American war, or the pacific world war. In Africa the scientist m-2 “accidentally” pours some of his human blood mixture that has an activator and human blood in the rhino incubators, he then leaves the facility. Five years later Jocantas the rhino man is formed, along with the first batch of rhino men, Jocantas breaks himself out and frees the other rhino men. Then they flee into the plains of africa. OFIS(organization of floating island study) is formed, after the forming of many floating islands (in the water)

2050-2070 the scientist M-2 is mad that instead of becoming savages like he hoped, the rhino men are super friendly to people, so scientist m-2 starts work on the scorpion people. Mr. Hair makes bank from hair inc. his net worth spiraling up to 400.3 billion dollars, many stonks memes are made about his success. He starts to worry about his safety, and hires 30 bodyguards to protect him, one of which being the infamous Agent Clown, who quickly grows in the bodyguard ranks. Bobby Jack has won the pacific world war and declares war on Japan, which frightens many people in the world. At this point Mr. Hair gives 200 billion dollars in funds to Japan. Bobby Jack gets extremely mad at Mr. Hair and starts to send swats, CIA, and FBI to arrest him. Later, there is a massive strike across the USA involving 3 million people, they begin to not work or pay rent, since no jail can hold 3 million, bobby jack kills 75% of them and puts the rest of them in jail, this makes the entire world very sad in an event called “the USA mass murder”, the first soldiers USA start to head to Japan.

2070-2100. Mr. Hair gets tired of the swats attacking him and sends hair tanks and hires 1,000 bodyguards to kill Bobby jack. They fail to kill him but Mr Hair then buys a cloning machine. Spending what's left of his money, he clones one of his bodyguards, Duncan musa. He is a man with a bald head and is quite strong. 10 years later, agent clown has grown to be Mr Hair’s right hand man. Mr Hair succeeds in killing bobby jack, after doing this everyone in the usa votes to elect Mr Hair as the new president of north and south america. The UN also sees Mr Hair as a good man and joins all their countries under him, this basically gets rid of the UN, the countries in asia decide to not be ruled by Mr Hair with russia sending 5 nuclear bombs at the usa, Mr Hair sends agent clown to stop the nukes, and retaliated by sending a eco bomb to asia which hit and killed 10% of its population. in africa the first alien hunters land on earth seeking to wipe out the entire rhino species completely. At this time the rhino men have made many tribal villages across the African continent. The alien hunters then start what is called the great rhino men purge, where they attacked Africa and killed almost 50% of the rhino men population and the N.A.I.U is formed to help, but eventually Mr. Hair sent a bunch of cloned army members to help the rhino men, at this point he also was in charge of Africa and was trying to end hunger there, and he told the rhino men that if they help him in taking over the world, he would give them africa. He spoke to Jocantas and Jocantas agreed. Mr. Hair then sieged the Asian countries; in the process he won the war and finally owns 90% of the world. During this time, he only had around 10 million dollars to his name, from spending it on ships and cloning his bodyguards. but in one month his net worth went up to 2 trillion. He used this money right away to triple every city's size, basically getting rid of homelessness. He gave these new houses to the homeless and gave them jobs. Tax was brought down significantly because of the new homes. The rhino men now own africa and mr hair moves out every human from africa, this causes many riots because of the home loss mr hair had to move these people into asia and the middle east, riots still were taking place though.

2100-2150. Mr Hair takes over Japan after years of negotiations and invasions, now Mr Hair owns all of the world. The Rhino men started wars and formed into two different nations, the northern and the southern rhino men colonies. The wars lasted until 2105 and ended when Jocantas gave this speech.

“Despite the current wars debuting in our species, I have found the time to write a speech that you all should hear. As the first of the rhino men species, it is sad to see this outbreak of wars. I helped build this nation, and I hope to never see it fall. But with these current conditions, it is seeming more and more likely for our nation to die. Although the alien hunters have ceased war with the help of Mr. Hair, can we say that our situation is different from what has already happened in our past? The rhino men representatives have said that once the alien hunter war stopped, we would have peace, but we look around us and all we see is bloodshed of our own kind. It seems that on our way to peace, instead of seeing the alien hunters as our roadblock, we saw our own people. Some of these, our neighbors, our friends, and our relatives! How many more lives will end before we realize what we are doing to each other? We say that we're going for peace and unity in our kind, but aren't all of these wars bringing us further apart? Have we not learned from the wars of Mr. hair? Mr. Hair gives us all of Africa so that we can find peace on his planet, and instead we are using it for war? Have we not learned from experience, that war causes nothing but harm? So many lives lost from it, and all for what? Our nation is crumbling, and we choose to look the other way? It is an outrage! Yet the representatives pay no attention to the desperate cries from our kind! That is why I say we end the wars!”

The wars then ended and the rhino men colonies merged into a nation once again. After this the rhino man Jocantas died and Jeo, the son of one of the first rhino men, was appointed ruler of africa. Meanwhile, back in the USA, the USA was renamed to UHS, United Hair States, also New york city was renamed to hair city. The Japanese and Asian population increased by 20%. Later the alien hunters were banned from earth by Mr. hair, and later the UU. Mr Hair makes the bomb squad hair trooper that goes to nuclear wastelands and cleans up the pollution. The scorpion people come out of a factory in new hair city in South America, they pillage the city, killing 1 billion people, and before they can continue they are all killed by air strikes. 100 of them are placed in blork because of one of the universal laws. Scentest m-2 then gets so mad he explodes a skyscraper on the date 1/20, the skyscraper he blew up had Mr. hair in it, Mr. hair actually died at this point. The entire earth didn't know what to think, but in 6 months he was brought back by bobby health. After he was brought back Mr. hair had like fifty skin surgeries so he wouldn't look like an old man, at this point bobby health gave mr hair a ton of live forever pill for the cost of 1 billion dollars, Mr. hair bought one live forever pill for each one of his family members and even gave one to agent clown, but agent clown refused, knowing that he would just see his sons and wife die, so Mr. hair gave a pill to all of agent clowns family.

2150-2300 Scientist m-2 is sentenced to life in prison, but he is actually really old already because the dilsor chemical made him immortal. In less than 3 days he breaks out of prison and goes into hiding. Mr hair buys a portal to the micro verse for 50 trillion dollars, he bought this portal from a dealer on jamim, during mr hairs trip across the classic verse, in this time he traveled to 200 different planets but almost died 40 times during this time. After this mr hair puts 20,000 hair guard cloning machines in the micro verse. The fbi turns into the fld(federal land defense). later scientist m-2 creates the panda men in his lab, the panda men are actually semi hostile and injured over 50 people, this was only because scientist m-2 released them in Chicago and they freaked out, then Mr. hair sent in animal control who yoinked them and put them on some Caribbean island, the people living on that island were forced to live on a different island, Mr. hair also appointed animal sentinels to protect the panda men. In 2200 Mr. love hearts is labeled at the top of the fld most wanted list after killing 500 people in the new hair city south america, later the wall separating new hair city from the amazon is made, and everyone living in the rest of south america got moved to new hair city, after this Mr. hair got a ton of blowback and riots broke out all over new hair city, so Mr. hair expanded every buildings height 50% so he had a ton of new apartment space, he put these apartments for really cheap monthly rent on the market that pretty much stopped all of the riots, mr hair also made a law preventing anyone from entering the amazon rainforest(which at this point had grown to take up 50% of the land that mr hair gave it to grow) mr hair also made a glass part in the wall separating the amazon, but after a while purple passion flowers grew all over the glass so nobody could see the amazon. Then mr hair spent 3 billion dollars on building solar panels and windmills on the wall so that the new hair city had enough energy. 5 years later the pollution in shanghai has been brought down 50% and mr hair adds cherry blossoms in the middle of streets and on the balconies, if the person that owned that balcony didn't want the cherry blossom they still had to keep it anyway, also mr hair makes a ton of ponds in china, these ponds have koi in them because of mr hairs love for koi. Jake Mic (mic’s brother) tried to sneak a bomb into a lab, but the hair forces there found the bomb and put jake in prison. The bounty hunter “dimensional assassin” comes to earth and is hired by Mr. hair to kill the king of earth-2 and the bounty hunter takes this job for the large sum of money mr hair gives him, dimensional assassin comes back and tells Mr. hair he did the job, and Mr. hair then yoinks earth-2.

4 years later Mr. hair introduces pandas in Japan and across Asia, he also opens up public koi farms all across the world at this point 80% of the world thought that mr hair was a really good guy, but the other 20% were the people who used to live in Africa, as well as people that live in the arctic along with Inuit and Yupik because with the decrease in global warming, the polar bears numbers went up, which caused them to eat more people in search of food also the arctic was 20 degrees colder than in 2150. 1 year later the first Inuit village was discovered that was in Antarctica, they had made a giant cave system to keep warm, and used the hidden slip tree to have fire, and mr hair opted to leave them alone. He told them if they needed food go to one of the penguin observation towers and they will help you. Later, jake mic escapes out of prison because a giant fat guy broke through the brick wall because he started rolling down the slanted prison, but 2 months later he was imprisoned again, and this time he was put in a maximum-security steel prison with metal detectors around every corner.